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and they’re the same age

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and they play the same sport, and they sing and dance and do all the things you find attractive:

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then you see where they live

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then you’re like

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Trying to decide if I should eat an apple or a cookie

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I can never help unpack the groceries because I always wind up eating the food right away

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Looking into a security camera:

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Porn?

How come when i type in friend in Search Tags, porn is coming up?

When you go out with your friends and they’re all gorgeous and you’re just like

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